Can you go home again? And if you do, will the neighborhood dwarf beat the snot out of you? Again?
I recently tried to find out when I returned to Goose Lake, which at one time was something like my home water. The results were inconclusive, which was probably a good thing for my ego.
Getting Goosed
When I got serious about fly fishing in 1982, most of my stillwater fishing was on Goose Lake in southwest Washington. We have a cabin up that way, and when we'd stay there I'd usually drive to the lake for some evening fishing.
Goose Lake a small alpine impoundment with a few snags still standing in the middle. Because of the snags, some people refer to it as a mini Crane Prairie. Except it's in the mountains, not a prairie. And no one's ever seen a crane there; for that matter, I can't recall seeing a goose. And, unlike Crane Prairie, it doesn't have trophy rainbows. In fact, when I was fishing there most of the catch was 7-8 inch stocked brook trout. Still, they outsmarted me plenty of times.
Goose Lake introduced me to evening stillwater midge hatches. Those little brookies educated the heck out of me. Time after I time, I'd come back to the cabin fishless. Sensing my disappointment, my wife would say, "Did you get skunked?" "No," I'd reply, "I got goosed."
Sometimes I'd get the right size and color of midge pupa, but just as often I would fail to give the trout what they were looking for. Fish would be rising all around my float tube while I desperately changed flies. The sky would grow darker and darker, the rises would come faster and faster. And my frustration would get deeper and deeper as I sought the right combination.
"Please, Lord," I'd cry, "give me one more hour of light! Thirty minutes, even! Just don't let it get dark before I've figured this out! I'll be a good boy the rest of my life." Then I'd go back to the cabin and admit to another goosing.
I only went to Goose Lake for a couple of summers. After that I considered myself too sophisticated to cast to seven-inch stockers. Truth was, stillwater midging at Goose Lake remained a hit-or-miss affair for me, and I wasn't sorry to evade the prospect of failure there.
Return to the Scene
Recently I returned to Goose Lake after a 25 year absence. It was Saturday, July 5. We were at the cabin for several days, and I'd brought my fishing gear and Waterstrider. We'd had non-fishing visitors, and there were obligations waiting at home, so I only had two hours to fish on Saturday afternoon.
It was about 2:00 when I arrived and launched my Waterstrider. Being the Fourth of July weekend, the lake was crowded with boats. There were no rises, and only one other fly fisher. I asked him if he'd had any luck. "Woolly Buggers," he said. "And a Pheasant Tail."
That was fine with me. I have done very little lake fishing the last few years, and trolling a Bugger or a PT was something I could handle. I'd be leaving long before dusk, avoiding any midge hatches. Or so I thought.
I had some hits on the Bugger, then switched to a PT and picked up a couple of seven-inch brook trout. Then I saw them, back in the cove by the inlet: rising trout. It looked like they were sipping midge pupae. I cast the PT into the cove several times and retrieved it. No takers.
Hmm. . . Should I try a midge pupa? I tied one on, cast it, and waited. Nothing. I tried several more casts. Nothing. I changed flies. Changed flies again. Still nothing.
I had the sense the fish were laughing at me: "Hey, big boy, you learned anything in the last two decades? Nah-nah-na-nah-nah! My great-great-great-grandfather told me about you--hee-hee! Better hurry up, it's only six more hours until dark!"
Well, I'm sure I would have figured it out. Eventually. Maybe . . .
We'll never know, though. Whatever was hatching stopped, and the rises petered out; it was time to leave anyway.
We'll return to the cabin in a couple of weeks, and I'll go to Goose Lake for the evening midge hatch. I'll be armed with every possible combination of size and color of midge pupa and plenty of time to try them all. I'm determined, resolute, got something to prove. After all, you can't go through life getting goosed.